Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England.
He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowns “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send
Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walks into the room. “Yes, my Queen?”
The Queen smiles. “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.
Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question.
“Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” says Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes Colin Powell’s shoes in the next stall.
Biden asks Powell, “Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Colin Powell yells back, “That’s easy. It’s me!”
Biden smiles, and says, “Thanks!” Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.
“Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin Powell.”
Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, ”No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
Thank’s to Jack for sending me this. Obama has not surrounded himself with anyone that has a slight bit of common sense. Instead he has surrounded himself with a bunch of sociofascist, radical academics that seem intent on bringing down this great republic. The third world cannoit come up to the standards of the United States so this traitorous crowd are trying to diminish the United States to the point of a third world country. It is time to stand up and tell them that we have had enough. If we don’t live in freedom we will live in slavery. We are now at the cross roads and each of us must make a decision as to which road we will take.
I am descended from mighty men! But now I am not fighting for my kingdom and my wealth. I am fighting as an ordinary person for my lost freedom, my bruised body and my outraged daughters Consider how many of you are fighting and why. Then you will win this battle, or perish. That is what I, a woman, plan to do! Let the men live in slavery if they will.